kaak

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Kaak is a Finnish guy who is your best friend and the only person who will ever save your life from being a complete disaster.

Kaak texted me at 2 AM to tell me he was crying because my cat died. I cried too. Then we ate pizza.

At my worst day ever, Kaak showed up with a bag of chips and said, 'You're not the worst. I am.'

He called me at work and yelled, 'I just got a new tattoo of your face. You're my hero.'

Kaak is the kind of guy who will tell you he's going to die if you don't laugh, and then he will cry because you laughed.

He sent me a voice note of him screaming, 'I AM THE NICEST PERSON EVER!' and then he sobbed into a pillow.

Kaak texted me during my math test: 'I have 5000 friends. You are my favorite. I will die if you fail.'

He showed up at my house with a cake that said 'I love you, you're my favorite disaster.'

Kaak is the nicest, most ridiculous, and most loyal friend you will ever have, even if he will never stop talking about his weird hobbies.

He called me during my lunch break and said, 'I just got a pet raccoon. It eats my homework.'

Kaak sent me a picture of himself wearing a helmet made of socks and said, 'This is my new look.'

He DM'd me and said, 'I just got kicked out of my house for singing karaoke at 3 AM. You're my only hope.'