kaahron

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A smelly 10 or 11 year old boy who reeks like a garbage can in summer. He’s got dirt in his hair and eats Gatorade for breakfast. He leaves his stinky socks in peoples’ homes like it’s a fashion statement.
He walked in and smelled like a dead raccoon.
His room looked like a tornado hit a trash can.
He brought his Gatorade bottle to my house and left it on my bed.
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A kid who smells like a sewer and has no idea how to clean his room. He lives in a world of Gatorade bottles and cockroaches. He leaves his stinky underwear at people’s houses like it’s a hobby.
He came to my house and I could smell him from the hallway.
His room is so messy, it looks like a warzone.
He left his tidy whities in my closet and I still can’t get the smell out.
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A dirty kid who smells like a landfill and can’t keep his room clean. He lives in Gatorade bottles and roaches. He leaves his stinky underwear everywhere like it’s a crime scene.
He walked in and I thought the trash can had a bad day.
His room is so dirty, I think it’s haunted.
He left his tidy whities in my house and now I have to live with it.
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