Kaadar

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A Gujarati who knows how to save money like a fat kid knows how to eat a whole cake.

I paid $10 for a $50 shirt because I thought it was a coupon. Kaadar says I'm an idiot.

He got a 50% discount on a stock and I got a 50% discount on my dignity.

Kaadar found a coupon for my coffee and my rent. I'm still paying for my dignity.

A Gujarati who makes your bank account look like it's been through a war.

Kaadar turned my savings into a savings account. Now it’s just savings.

He took my money and turned it into a tax deduction. I didn’t even know taxes could be sexy.

He bought a stock for me and I lost my soul. I'm still paying for it.

A Gujarati who thinks your wallet is just a place to keep your pride.

Kaadar took my wallet and my pride. I had to borrow money from my mom.

He spent my money on a stock and I had to eat a sandwich for a week.

I thought I was rich until Kaadar showed me my bank statement. I was wrong.

A Gujarati who can turn your money into a coupon and your coupon into a tax break.

Kaadar gave me a coupon and I turned it into a tax break. I still don’t know how.

He took my money and turned it into a tax break. I just got a tax bill.

He used my money for a stock and now I'm rich. Or so I thought.

A Gujarati who can make your bank account cry and your wallet laugh.

Kaadar made my bank account cry and my wallet laugh. I had to take out a loan.

He turned my savings into a savings account. I don't know what that means.

He gave me a coupon and my wallet laughed. My bank account was sad.

A Gujarati who thinks your money is just a number and your pride is just a tax.

Kaadar turned my money into a number and my pride into a tax. I’m paying for it.

He told me my money was just a number. I asked, ‘What’s the point of life then?’

He said my pride was a tax and I believed him. I still don't know why.