Kaack

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A meaty stick you wave around when you're trying to look cool but failing miserably.

My cousin's kaack is so big, it got its own Instagram page.

He tried to flirt with the barista, but his kaack was too busy waving hello to the whole cafe.

That kid's kaack is so loud, it woke up the entire neighborhood.

The reason you failed gym class and still blame the teacher.

I failed the mile run because my kaack was too busy doing a dance routine.

He said he'd beat me up if I ever called his kaack 'small' again.

My kaack is so weak, it couldn't even help me lift the weights.

A stick you use to poke people when you're too lazy to talk to them.

She poked me with her kaack during lunch because I wouldn't pass her the fries.

He used his kaack to tap the teacher on the shoulder instead of raising his hand.

My kaack is so long, it could reach the back of the bus.

A magical wand that turns your embarrassment into a full-blown disaster.

He used his kaack to spell out 'I love you' in the hallway, and now everyone knows.

My kaack is so powerful, it could launch a rocket into space.

She waved her kaack in the air and accidentally made the whole class laugh.

The reason you're still single and might stay that way forever.

His kaack is so bad, it scared away three girlfriends in one day.

She said she'd never date him again after his kaack did a backflip in the pool.

My kaack is so weak, it can't even hold a conversation.