kaaboosan

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A white guy who talks people into giving him money with words that sound like magic but are really just insults.
I told my boss I'd work for free if he let me leave early. He said yes. I'm now working for free and still leaving early.
My mom said I could borrow her car if I cleaned my room. I cleaned it. She said I could borrow her car if I cleaned my room again.
I convinced my friend to pay for my lunch by saying my pizza was worth more than his burger. He still paid for my lunch.
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A white man who talks so smooth he can make a goat sign a contract.
I told the restaurant I'd eat the whole menu if they gave me free dessert. They said yes. Now I'm eating the whole menu and still getting free dessert.
My dad said he'd buy me a bike if I stopped screaming. I screamed louder. He bought me a bike.
I convinced my neighbor to let me use his lawn mower by saying I'd mow his whole yard. I mowed his whole yard.
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A white dude who can talk you into doing anything, even if it sounds like a bad idea.
I told my teacher I'd do all my homework if she gave me extra credit. She said yes. Now I'm doing all my homework and getting extra credit.
My brother said he'd let me play video games if I stopped yelling. I yelled more. He let me play video games.
I convinced my friend to borrow me his phone by saying I'd return it in five minutes. It's been five hours.
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