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A white guy who talks people into giving him money with words that sound like magic but are really just insults.
I told my boss I'd work for free if he let me leave early. He said yes. I'm now working for free and still leaving early.
My mom said I could borrow her car if I cleaned my room. I cleaned it. She said I could borrow her car if I cleaned my room again.
I convinced my friend to pay for my lunch by saying my pizza was worth more than his burger. He still paid for my lunch.