kaaboom

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A big ol’ boom that sounds like your mom’s screaming at you for eating the last of the cookies.
My brother said the explosion was kaaboom, but it was just me yelling at my sister.
The kaaboom of the game made my dog howl like he saw a ghost.
I heard a kaaboom and thought my neighbor’s kid was trying to blow up the house.
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A 1981 Atari game that was so good, it made your brain hurt and your mom cry.
I played kaaboom so much, my thumbs got blisters and my mom got a headache.
My dad said kaaboom was the best game ever, and he still says it when he’s mad.
My brother tried to beat my high score on kaaboom, and he failed so hard it was tragic.
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A cleaner that wipes out enemies like they’re your ex’s new boyfriend.
Kaaboom cleaned up the battlefield so fast, my enemies didn’t even get to say goodbye.
I used kaaboom and my opponent was so confused, he asked if I was a wizard.
Kaaboom wiped out 10 enemies in one go, and my friend said I was a god.
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