Kaaba

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A holy spot where pilgrims scream like they just got kicked in the nuts and jostle each other like they’re fighting for the last slice of pizza.

My uncle went to the Kaaba and came back with a broken nose and a new nickname: 'The Mosh Pit Man.'

I tried to pray at the Kaaba, but someone elbowed me so hard I nearly dropped my sandwich.

The Kaaba is like a holy version of a crowded subway during rush hour, but with more screaming and less standing.

The most sacred place in Islam, where people push, shove, and yell like they’re in a holy war and also at a concert.

I went to the Kaaba and got trampled by a guy who was yelling, 'I will conquer this place!'

My cousin said the Kaaba felt like being in a holy version of a meatball toss.

At the Kaaba, I didn’t pray, I just tried not to get stepped on.

A holy place where people crowd in like they’re fighting for the last seat on a school bus and also trying to be the best Muslim.

I got to the Kaaba and realized I had to fight through a sea of people just to say a prayer.

The Kaaba is like a holy school bus during lunchtime, everyone’s jostling for space and no one’s happy.

At the Kaaba, I was so squished I could’ve been a human sandwich.