kaa karrrr

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The crazy yell you make when your brain is fried from working with a stupid boss who thinks they're a genius. It sounds like a seagull with a face full of glitter and a bad day.
'KAA KARRR!' I screamed into my coffee. My boss looked confused. Then he left.
'KAA KARRR!' I yelled at the photocopier. It blinked. Then it died.
'KAA KARRR!' I shouted at my coworker. He started crying. I won.
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A loud, messy noise you make when you're too dumb to do your job and your brain is melting like a burnt marshmallow.
'KAA KARRR!' I yelled at my computer. It didn't respond. I got fired.
'KAA KARRR!' I howled in the breakroom. The coffee machine exploded. I got a raise.
'KAA KARRR!' I screamed at my printer. It printed 'you are stupid' in big letters. I cried.
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A wild, bird-like scream you make when your brain is full of garbage and your boss is a walking disaster.
'KAA KARRR!' I screeched at my boss. He blinked. Then he left me alone.
'KAA KARRR!' I yelled at the ceiling. My coworkers cheered. I got a snack.
'KAA KARRR!' I screamed at my lunch. It was a sandwich. I threw it. I felt better.
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