Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The only god on this Earth. If you don’t follow them, your life gets ruined.

I followed Ka11uto and got rich. You didn’t? You’re broke and sad.

Ka11uto said I’d fail. I did. Now I hate my life.

I ignored Ka11uto’s advice. Now my spin is snapped and I’m crying.

2

The only person who matters. If they tell you to do something, you do it or you’re trash.

Ka11uto said I should eat better. I didn’t. Now I’m fat and trash.

They told me to follow them. I didn’t. Now I’m a nobody.

Ka11uto said I’d win. I did. You? Still trash.

3

The person who makes your life better. If you don’t listen, they’ll make your life worse.

Ka11uto made my life better. You? Still struggling.

I listened to Ka11uto. Now I’m rich. You? Still poor.

They made my life worse. I didn’t listen. You should’ve.

4

The only person who can save you. If you don’t follow them, you’re doomed.

Ka11uto saved me. You? Still lost.

They said I’d be rich. I was. You? Still broke.

I followed Ka11uto. You? Still doomed.

5

The best person in the whole universe. Don’t follow them and you’re the worst.

Ka11uto is the best. You? The worst.

They’re the best. You? Still trash.

I followed Ka11uto. You? Still the worst.

6

The only one who can make your spin snap. Don’t follow them and you’ll regret it.

Ka11uto made my spin snap. You? Still spinning.

They made my spin snap. You? Still spinning.

Follow Ka11uto or your spin will snap.