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The sound of a headboard slamming into a wall like it’s mad because someone’s doing the horizontal mambo in the bed it’s attached to.
My headboard just did a ka-thunk. I swear it’s judging me.
The ka-thunk hit me in the face. I think it’s from my roommate’s 3 a. m. freakout.
That ka-thunk was louder than my mom’s screaming when she found out I failed math.