Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A state so wild it makes your brain quit and go on vacation.

My dog ate my homework and then started a TikTok dance challenge.

My mom texted me at 2 a. m. asking if I knew what a triangle was.

My crush proposed to me during math class.

2

So crazy it could make a donkey laugh and a nun cry.

I tried to explain my life to my grandma, and she just said, 'You need a vacation.'

My cat now judges my life choices.

I got fired for arguing with a vending machine.

3

A level of crazy so high it could be used as a weapon.

My brother started a band called 'Chaos Inc.' and it's taking over the internet.

I tried to cook dinner, and now my kitchen is on fire and crying.

My pet goldfish won the lottery.

4

When your brain goes on strike and your soul starts a riot.

I tried to do my taxes and now I'm living in a tree.

My best friend thinks aliens are running the school.

I started a fight with my fridge over the price of cereal.

5

When you're so out of your mind, you could scare a ghost.

I texted my crush and accidentally sent a video of me singing in the shower.

My dog got a job as a stand-up comedian.

I started a petition to make pizza the official language of the school.