Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you intentionally say "ka-neef" instead of "knife" to annoy people who care about proper speech.

"I just cut my finger with a ka-neef."

"You can’t be serious. I’m talking about a ka-neef."

"I don’t know why you keep using a ka-neef."

2

A loud and proud way to say "knife" but with extra attitude and bad spelling.

"I stabbed my friend with a ka-neef."

"You should’ve seen the look on his face when I used a ka-neef."

"I brought a ka-neef to the fight."

3

A fancy, stupid way of saying "knife" that only cool kids use.

"I used a ka-neef to cut my pizza."

"My mom says I should use a knife, not a ka-neef."

"I brought my ka-neef to school."

4

A stupid way to say "knife" that makes you sound like a baby who can’t spell.

"I used a ka-neef to slice my finger."

"Why do you always say knife and not ka-neef?"

"I’m gonna stab you with a ka-neef."

5

A loud, stupid, and annoying way of saying the word knife that nobody wants to hear.

"I got cut by a ka-neef."

"I hate when people say ka-neef instead of knife."

"He said ka-neef and I got annoyed."

6

A silly way of saying knife that people do just to be extra and make others mad.

"I used a ka-neef to cut the cake."

"He used a ka-neef and I was like, why?"

"I brought a ka-neef to the party."