ka mei

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#sassy#rich#mean but nice

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ka mei is a tiny asian friend who laughs at your dumb jokes and calls you a fat pig. she’s rich as hell and always gives you free food but will cuss you out if you don’t laugh at her jokes.
you: why did the chicken cross the road? ka mei: because it was too fat to fly.
you: i’m not fat. ka mei: you’re a walking meatball.
you: i’m not a meatball. ka mei: you are. and i’m gonna make you pay for my new car.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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ka mei is a rich little asian friend who cusses you out for no reason. she’s always giving you free stuff but only because she’s trying to make you feel bad.
you: why did you give me this gift? ka mei: because you’re a loser and i feel bad for you.
you: i’m not a loser. ka mei: you are. and you’re gonna be cursed if you say that again.
you: i’m not cursed. ka mei: you are. and you’re gonna be cursed forever.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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ka mei is a short, rich, asian friend who loves to insult you. she’s always giving you free stuff but only because she thinks you’re stupid.
you: why did you give me this? ka mei: because you’re stupid and i feel bad for you.
you: i’m not stupid. ka mei: you are. and i’m gonna cuss you out for the rest of your life.
you: i’m not cursed. ka mei: you are. and you’re gonna be cursed until you die.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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ka mei is a tiny, rich, asian friend who cusses you out and gives you free food. she insults you because she thinks you’re a loser and you’re gonna be cursed if you don’t laugh at her jokes.
you: why did you give me this? ka mei: because you’re a loser and i feel bad for you.
you: i’m not a loser. ka mei: you are. and i’m gonna cuss you out for the rest of your life.
you: i’m not cursed. ka mei: you are. and you’re gonna be cursed until you die.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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ka mei is a rich, tiny, asian friend who gives you free stuff but only because she thinks you’re a fat pig. she insults you because she loves you and if you don’t laugh at her jokes, you’re gonna be cursed.
you: why did you give me this? ka mei: because you’re a fat pig and i feel bad for you.
you: i’m not a fat pig. ka mei: you are. and i’m gonna cuss you out for the rest of your life.
you: i’m not cursed. ka mei: you are. and you’re gonna be cursed until you die.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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ka mei is a rich, tiny, asian friend who insults you because she thinks you’re a fat pig. she gives you free stuff but only because she feels bad for you. if you don’t laugh at her jokes, you’re gonna be cursed.
you: why did you give me this? ka mei: because you’re a fat pig and i feel bad for you.
you: i’m not a fat pig. ka mei: you are. and i’m gonna cuss you out for the rest of your life.
you: i’m not cursed. ka mei: you are. and you’re gonna be cursed until you die.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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