Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What you yell when a punchline is so bad it makes your brain hurt.

Ka-Medy! I just heard a joke about a chicken crossing the road and it was still boring.

Ka-Medy! My friend told a joke and I had to leave the room.

Ka-Medy! That joke was so bad it made my dog laugh at me.

2

The sound of your soul dying when someone tries to be funny and fails.

Ka-Medy! My mom told a joke about tomatoes and I cried.

Ka-Medy! That kid tried to tell a joke and it was worse than my math test.

Ka-Medy! My teacher told a joke and I got a headache.

3

A loud cry of disappointment when the joke was so weak it could barely stand up.

Ka-Medy! That joke was so weak it fell over.

Ka-Medy! My dad told a joke and it was like watching a slow motion car crash.

Ka-Medy! I heard a joke and it was like listening to a broken recorder.

4

What you scream when the joke was so bad it deserved a medal for being terrible.

Ka-Medy! That joke was so bad it got a trophy.

Ka-Medy! My brother told a joke and it was the worst I’ve ever heard.

Ka-Medy! That joke was so bad it made my cat roll its eyes.

5

A loud insult you throw at a joke that doesn’t deserve to be called a joke.

Ka-Medy! That wasn’t a joke, that was a cry for help.

Ka-Medy! That joke was like a bad breakfast.

Ka-Medy! I could’ve done better with a nap.

6

What you shout when the joke is so bad it makes you question your life choices.

Ka-Medy! That joke was so bad I’m questioning why I exist.

Ka-Medy! My friend told a joke and I started doubting my whole life.

Ka-Medy! That joke was so bad I’m thinking about giving up on happiness.