Ka-mai

My ex is a ka-mai. She thought she'd escape me, but I found her address.

My brother is a ka-mai. He thinks he's got a shot at the lottery, but he's just gonna lose his pants again.

That guy at the bar is a ka-mai. He thinks he's gonna win the fight, but I've seen him cry before.

My teacher says I'm a ka-mai. I think she just hates my essays.

My mom calls me a ka-mai because I keep picking fights with the mailman.

My dog is a ka-mai. He barks at the vacuum like it's the end of the world.

My dad said that to my cousin. He's a ka-mai now.

That kid in math class is a ka-mai. I told him I'd stick my dick in his mom.

I said that to my boss. Now I'm a ka-mai.