Ka-flail

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when you're so high you can't tell your left from your right and you spend the whole day trying to fix something that doesn't need fixing
I spent 7 hours trying to fix my phone because I thought it was broken, but it was just my brain.
My friend ka-flailed for 4 hours just to realize he forgot his password.
I tried to rewire my lamp, and now my whole house is on fire.
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when you're tweaking so hard you’re practically screaming at the ceiling and you still don’t get it right
I was tweaking so hard I screamed at my ceiling and still didn’t fix my Wi-Fi.
My mom ka-flailed for two hours just to make her coffee machine work.
He ka-flailed so much he got a headache and a new tattoo.
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when you're tweaking so much you forget to eat and your brain is basically fried
I ka-flailed for 5 hours and now I’m so hungry I could eat a whole cow.
She tweaked so much she forgot to eat and now she’s crying because her brain is fried.
He was tweaking so hard he ate his laptop and now he’s in the hospital.
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when you’re trying to fix one thing but you end up breaking three other things in the process
I tried to fix my phone, and now my TV, my lamp, and my cat are all broken.
She ka-flailed her way through fixing her printer and now her dog is missing.
He tried to fix his computer and now his brain, his dog, and his mom are all in trouble.
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when you’re tweaking for so long you start talking to your plants and they don’t even care
I was tweaking so long I started talking to my plants and now they’re ignoring me.
He ka-flailed so hard he started talking to his plants and now they’re texting him.
She tweaked so long her plants got a divorce and now they’re all fighting.
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when you’re trying to fix something and you end up making it worse and you still don’t know why
I tried to fix my phone and now it’s broken and I have no idea why.
He ka-flailed his way through fixing his bike and now it’s broken and he’s crying.
She tweaked so hard she broke her lamp and now it’s broken and she’s confused.
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