ka-dump-a-dump

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the loud noise you make when you’re so full of crap you think you’re going to die
I just ka-dump-a-dump like I ate a whole cow.
My ka-dump-a-dump was so loud my mom came running.
I ka-dumped-a-dumped so hard I woke up my brother.
2
what your guts sound like when they’re trying to escape your body
That ka-dump-a-dump was like a dragon came out of my butt.
I did a ka-dump-a-dump so strong I think I broke my toilet.
My ka-dump-a-dump was louder than my mom’s screaming.
3
the sound of your soul screaming as you take a dump
I ka-dumped-a-dumped like I was dying.
That ka-dump-a-dump was so bad I cried.
I did a ka-dump-a-dump so loud the neighbors called the cops.
4
when your butt is so full it’s like it’s about to explode
My ka-dump-a-dump was like a volcano erupted.
I ka-dumped-a-dumped so hard my pants fell off.
That ka-dump-a-dump was so big it shook the house.
5
the sound of your butt doing a victory dance after a big dump
I ka-dumped-a-dumped like I just won the lottery.
My ka-dump-a-dump was so good I high-fived my dog.
After that ka-dump-a-dump, I felt like a superhero.
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when your dump is so big it’s like you’re doing a parade in your butt
That ka-dump-a-dump was like a parade came out of my butt.
I ka-dumped-a-dumped so much I think I got a medal.
My ka-dump-a-dump was so big it made my toilet cry.
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