ka-doink, boink

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A loud, stupid noise you make when someone says something so dumb it hurts your brain. You might even yell it in their face and call them a donkey.
My friend said, 'I can’t believe he forgot his pants.' I ka-doink-ed him and said, 'You’re a donkey.'
At lunch, my mom said, 'I can’t believe the chicken is missing.' I ka-doink-ed her and threw a taco at her head.
My teacher said, 'I can’t believe you didn’t do your homework.' I ka-doink-ed her and drew a mustache on her face.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A word you shout when someone makes a mistake so obvious it’s like they’re blind and stupid. You might even punch them in the face if they keep doing it.
My brother said, 'I can’t believe I spilled my juice.' I boink-ed him and said, 'You’re an idiot.'
My sister said, 'I can’t believe I wore my socks inside out.' I boink-ed her and took her socks and threw them in the trash.
My dog said, 'I can’t believe I ate my homework.' I boink-ed him and gave him a time-out.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A sound you make when someone says something so dumb it’s like they’re talking to a wall. You might even make them do push-ups if they keep it up.
My friend said, 'I can’t believe the sky is blue.' I ka-doink-ed him and said, 'You’re a brainless donkey.'
My mom said, 'I can’t believe the cat is on the table.' I ka-doink-ed her and made her do 10 push-ups.
My teacher said, 'I can’t believe you didn’t bring your pencil.' I ka-doink-ed her and took her pencil and threw it out the window.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A loud, stupid word you use when someone is so dumb they’re like a walking mistake. You might even make them eat a whole pizza if they keep it up.
My brother said, 'I can’t believe I lost my keys.' I boink-ed him and said, 'You’re a walking mistake.'
My sister said, 'I can’t believe I wore my shoes inside out.' I boink-ed her and made her eat a whole pizza.
My dog said, 'I can’t believe I ate my shoe.' I boink-ed him and gave him a time-out.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A word you shout when someone makes a mistake so obvious it’s like they’re blind and stupid. You might even throw a banana at them if they keep doing it.
My friend said, 'I can’t believe I forgot my lunch.' I ka-doink-ed him and threw a banana at his head.
My mom said, 'I can’t believe I wore my shirt backwards.' I ka-doink-ed her and made her do 10 sit-ups.
My teacher said, 'I can’t believe you didn’t bring your book.' I ka-doink-ed her and took her book and threw it out the window.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A sound you make when someone says something so dumb it’s like they’re talking to a wall. You might even make them eat a whole pie if they keep it up.
My brother said, 'I can’t believe I spilled my milk.' I boink-ed him and made him eat a whole pie.
My sister said, 'I can’t believe I wore my hat inside out.' I boink-ed her and gave her a time-out.
My dog said, 'I can’t believe I ate my hat.' I boink-ed him and made him do 10 sit-ups.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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