ka-do-shitz

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A human who’s so good at everything they do it’s like they cheated with a magic wand and a curse.
I swear that guy can fix my car, cook my dinner, and beat me at chess all at once.
She’s like a superhero with no powers but still saves the day every time.
That kid can build a robot, write a poem, and pass a math test without even trying.
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A person who’s so good at life it’s like they’ve stolen all the luck from other people.
He’s got a degree in everything and still has time to flirt with my mom.
She can fix my computer, paint my house, and still remember my birthday.
That guy could run a business, play an instrument, and still have time to annoy me.
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A human who’s so good it’s like they’re a walking encyclopedia with a attitude and a punchline.
He can build a house, write a novel, and still make me cry with his jokes.
She can fix my phone, beat me at video games, and still remember my favorite snack.
That person can cook, clean, and still have time to laugh at my jokes.
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A person who’s so good at everything it’s like they’ve stolen the magic from every other person.
He can fix my car, write my essay, and still have time to roast me.
She can paint my room, do my taxes, and still remember my favorite song.
That kid can play piano, code a website, and still make me feel like an idiot.
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A human who's so good it’s like they’ve taken all the talents from every other person and stuck them into one body.
He can fix my computer, beat me at basketball, and still know my favorite color.
She can cook a five-star meal, write a song, and still remember my birthday.
That person can build a rocket, play a guitar, and still have time to laugh at my jokes.
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A person who’s so good it’s like they were born with a college degree and a punchline stuck to their back.
He can fix my car, write my essay, and still make me cry with his jokes.
She can paint my house, do my taxes, and still remember my favorite snack.
That guy can play piano, code a website, and still have time to annoy me.
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