ka dazzle

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So much garlic powder it smells like a dead raccoon’s revenge

My mom made garlic bread and it felt like I was breathing a dead raccoon.

I ate one bite and my nose started bleeding.

My dog ran out of the house screaming like it was on fire.

Garlic powder so strong it could knock a guy out cold

My brother tried to eat it and fell over like a sack of bricks.

I felt like I had been hit by a garlic truck.

My dad cried like a baby and said he didn’t want to taste heaven.

Garlic powder so much it’s like having a garlic monster in your mouth

I thought I was eating a sandwich, but it was a garlic monster attack.

My mouth felt like it had been invaded by garlic troops.

I tried to talk and it sounded like I had a garlic dragon in my throat.