ka-cha

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The final slap in the face of any conversation. It's like throwing a punch and then spitting on the ground. You don't talk back after a 'ka-cha' or you're a sad excuse for a human.
Bro: 'So, what's up?' Me: 'Ka-cha.' Bro: 'What?' Me: 'You heard me.'
Girl: 'You're gonna text me back, right?' Me: 'Ka-cha.' Girl: 'You're dead to me.'
Mom: 'Did you eat your veggies?' Me: 'Ka-cha.' Mom: 'You're grounded.'
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A person who acts like a brain-dead donkey. They make bad choices, say stupid things, and can't be trusted to do anything right. Cha-Ka is like a broken toaster that burns your toast every time.
My friend is a Cha-Ka. He wore socks with sandals to prom and tried to dance like a robot.
My sister is a Cha-Ka. She failed math and still thinks she's a genius.
My dog is a Cha-Ka. He ate my homework and then barked at the teacher.
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