ka' breese

Fresh

0 views · Added 1d ago · 3 definitions

1
Ka' breese is a silly, dependable person who can be both a menace and a sweetheart. They're like a messed-up toaster, simple, kind, and can burn your whole life if you're not careful.
Ka' breese just got me fired for laughing at the boss's hair. But he also paid my lunch bill. Classic.
I trusted Ka' breese with my secret. Now my whole class knows I cry when I eat pizza.
Ka' breese is the only person who can make me laugh while I'm getting yelled at by my mom.
2
Ka' breese is a weirdo you can count on. They’re like a broken pencil, not perfect, but they get the job done, and sometimes they stab you in the hand.
Ka' breese gave me a C+ on my math test because he said I needed to ‘relax and not be so smart.’
I followed Ka' breese into a dumpster. Now I smell like old pizza and regret.
Ka' breese is the only person who can make me cry laughing while I’m getting grounded.
3
Ka' breese is a troublemaker with a heart of gold. They’re like a loud, messy party, you can’t ignore them, and you’ll probably end up covered in confetti and shame.
Ka' breese turned my quiet study session into a dance-off. I lost. I’m still sore.
Ka' breese promised not to tell anyone my crush’s name. Now my whole school knows.
Ka' breese is the only person who can make me blush while I’m yelling at them.
xs