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My car looks like it was hit by a train and then kicked by a goat.

That crash was so loud, my neighbor thought his house was on fire.

I tried to brake, but the car in front of me didn’t even flinch.

The collision was so bad, my dog ran out of the house screaming.

I spilled my coffee and my dignity all over the dashboard.

My car looked like it had been run over by a herd of elephants.

That car looked like it had been hit by a drunk truck driver.

My car was so broken, it looked like it had been in a fight with a bulldozer.

I was so shocked, I didn’t even realize my coffee was on fire.