K9ing

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When you accidentally think about doing something embarrassing with a relative and it hits you like a ton of bricks.

My cousin just K9ed me during Thanksgiving. I still can't look at mashed potatoes the same way.

I K9ed my mom while she was cooking. She threw the soup at me.

K9ing my brother during a video game was the worst. He still won.

Like when you imagine doing something gross with a family member and you feel like you're gonna vomit.

I K9ed my uncle at the beach. He started singing show tunes.

K9ing my sister in the car made me want to punch the radio.

K9ed my dad during a Zoom call. He said 'I saw that!' and I died.

When you think about doing something weird with a relative and you feel like a total idiot.

K9ed my aunt during the holidays. She started telling me her life story.

I K9ed my brother in the kitchen. He laughed so hard he spilled cereal.

K9ed my mom while she was yelling at the TV. She just stared at me.

It’s when you accidentally picture yourself doing something gross with a relative and you want to die.

K9ed my cousin at the park. He started doing karaoke.

I K9ed my dad while he was eating pizza. He threw a slice at me.

K9ed my sister during a movie. She whispered, 'I saw that.'

When you imagine doing something stupid with a family member and you feel like the worst human being ever.

K9ed my brother during dinner. He laughed so hard he spilled wine.

I K9ed my mom while she was cooking. She said, 'I knew you were weird.'

K9ed my uncle during a video call. He started dancing to the worst song ever.

It’s when you think about doing something gross with a relative and you just want to hide under a blanket forever.

K9ed my cousin during a Zoom call. He started doing stand-up.

I K9ed my dad while he was eating. He said, 'You're the worst.'

K9ed my sister in the car. She laughed so hard she cried.