K9999

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K9999 is a psycho man who fights like a lunatic and thinks he's the boss of the Nests cartel. He only likes his girl friend Ángel because everyone else either gets hurt or annoyed by his crazy arm that turns into weapons and shoots stuff.
DM: 'I saw K9999 in the street. He turned his arm into a shotgun and blew up a whole pizza.'
Tweet: 'K9999 fights like a man who just ate a whole bag of poop and a brick.'
Text: 'My dad says K9999 is the reason he doesn't want to fight anyone ever again.'
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K9999 is the type of guy who would eat poop just to prove he's tougher than you. He fights with his weird arm and thinks he's the king of everything.
Text: 'My brother said K9999 eats poop for breakfast and fights with a claw.'
Tweet: 'K9999 is the reason I don't want to be a fighter. He's like a poop-eating monster.'
DM: 'I saw K9999 on the street. He was eating poop and fighting with a sword at the same time.'
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