Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The cops’ best friend when they need a sniffer dog to find drugs or whatever junk they’re hiding.

The cops brought in K9 to sniff out the weed in the trunk.

K9 barked at the guy hiding in the bushes like he was a bad actor.

K9 didn’t care about the candy, he was after the stink of the bad guys.

2

When you’re having sex from behind like a clumsy dog, it’s not cute, it’s just messy.

He tried to do it doggie-style and got stuck in the doorway.

She said it was doggie-style, but it looked more like a dog fight.

Doggie-style? More like ‘doggie-why?’

3

That robotic dog from Doctor Who, it’s like a dog that won’t shut up and keeps running around like it’s high.

The robotic dog from Doctor Who ran around like it had a caffeine addiction.

K9 yelled at the TARDIS like it was his ex.

That dog from Doctor Who would’ve beaten the Doctor at chess if it wasn’t too hyper.

4

When a human is having sex with a dog, it’s not love, it’s just bad decisions.

He got bit by the dog during the middle of the action.

The dog didn’t care about the human’s feelings, it just wanted treats.

She was dating a dog, and it was the worst relationship ever.

5

The guy who’s so hot every girl wants to be his girlfriend, even if he’s a total jerk.

He got every girl to come home with him just by smirking.

He was so popular, even the teachers liked him.

He asked three girls out at once and didn’t care if they were mad.

6

A fancy word for dog, used mostly when people want to look up animal porn instead of just saying dog.

He looked up K9 porn instead of just watching dog videos.

She said it was K9, but it was just a dog doing stupid stuff.

K9 is just a fancy way of saying ‘dog’, and also ‘animal porn’.

7

A short way of saying canine, it sounds like K-9 and it’s used way too much.

He kept saying K9 like it was a secret code.

K9 is just a sound, it doesn’t make it any better.

K9 is like the dog version of a nickname, and it’s stupid.