k8

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a short way to say KATE, like when you’re too lazy to spell her full name and just say K8 because it sounds cool and you’re a bit of a dork.
Hey K8, why don’t you just spell your name like a normal person?
K8 is my ex and she still thinks she’s cool.
K8 is just a lazy way to say Kate, and I’m not impressed.
2
a goth girl who looks like she stepped out of a horror movie, but she’s actually just really into fashion and music, and she knits to calm her soul.
K8 is in the cafe wearing velvet and looking like she just came out of a tomb.
K8 knit a sweater that looks like it was made by a ghost.
I asked K8 to talk to me, she just blushed and ran away.
3
a big, food-filled box that stands in the corner like it’s waiting for someone to open it and eat all the snacks inside.
That k8 is full of pizza and it’s judging me.
I don’t know why I put my snacks in the k8, it’s just a box.
That k8 is so full it’s about to burst.
4
a fancy computer thing that helps manage software, like a boss who tells everything else what to do.
K8s is like the boss of all the apps on my phone.
K8s made my software work and I didn’t even know it.
K8s is just a fancy name for a thing that makes your life easier.
5
a phone from 2016 that was okay, but it had 4GB of RAM so you could play COD without crying.
That Lenovo phone was okay, but I had to remember to bring oven mitts.
I played COD on that phone and it didn’t crash.
The phone was from 2016 and I still used it like it was new.
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a short way to say ‘ok’ or ‘k’ for people who are too lazy to type full words.
K8, I’m coming to your house now.
I said ‘k8’ and that was the end of our conversation.
You texted me ‘k8’ and I know you’re lazy.
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