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He is the Goat. No one else even smells like a Goat.
He’s the Goat. I’ve seen goats. He’s like a goat on a meth binge.
The Goat? That’s not a title. That’s a curse.
He’s the Goat. I tried to be the Goat. I got kicked out of the barn.
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He is the Goat. You can’t be the Goat unless you’re the Goat.
He’s the Goat. I’m just the guy who feeds the Goat.
He’s the Goat. I’m the guy who got trampled by the Goat.
He’s the Goat. I’m the guy who tried to be the Goat and failed.
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He is the Goat. The Goat is a title. You earn it by being the Goat.
He’s the Goat. I’m just the guy who got eaten by the Goat.
He’s the Goat. I used to be the Goat. Then he showed up.
He’s the Goat. I’m the guy who used to be the Goat. Now I’m just the guy who got replaced by the Goat.
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He is the Goat. You can’t beat the Goat. You can only try.
He’s the Goat. I tried to beat the Goat. I got thrown out of the arena.
He’s the Goat. I used to be the Goat. Then I got beaten by the Goat.
He’s the Goat. I’m the guy who tried to beat the Goat. I got kicked out of the barn.
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He is the Goat. The Goat doesn’t need no help. The Goat is the Goat.
He’s the Goat. I’m just the guy who helps the Goat. He doesn’t need me.
He’s the Goat. I tried to help the Goat. He didn’t need me.
He’s the Goat. I used to help the Goat. Now he’s the Goat. I’m just the guy who used to help the Goat.
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He is the Goat. You can’t be the Goat unless you’re the Goat. No one else can be the Goat.
He’s the Goat. I tried to be the Goat. I got kicked out of the barn.
He’s the Goat. I used to be the Goat. Then he showed up.
He’s the Goat. I’m the guy who tried to be the Goat. Now I’m just the guy who got replaced by the Goat.