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A mutual who spits out the weirdest crap ever but still makes you laugh until you cry

I posted a picture of my cat wearing a hat made of socks. He said it looked like a sock monster.

He sent me a DM at 3 AM saying he thinks the moon is made of cheese. I didn’t ask why.

He posted a video of himself dancing to a toaster. I still don’t know what that was.

A mutual who sends the most absurd messages but you still can’t help but laugh

He texted me saying he thinks the president is a robot. I said, 'No, he’s just high.'

He posted a tweet about how his fridge is plotting against him. I believed him.

He DM’d me a picture of his dog wearing sunglasses and said, 'He’s trying to be cool.'

A mutual who posts stuff so random it’s like watching a goat do karate, but it’s still hilarious

He posted a video of his mom fighting a toaster. I cried laughing.

He texted me saying his computer has a crush on him. I asked why. He said, 'Because it loves him.'

He sent me a DM at midnight saying he’s going to conquer the world with a spoon. I said, 'Okay, good luck.'