k2g

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A gang of farts from Rockford, Illinois. They wear too much hair gel and talk about how they want to get their dicks sucked by everyone.

@k2g Why you got that much gel on your head? Are you trying to make your hair look like a cockroach's butt?

DM: 'Hey, we’re coming to France. Bring your pants off, or we’ll make you eat our socks.'

Text: 'We’re on tour. We just fought a man with a sandwich. He lost.'

A band of loudmouths who think they’re famous. They live in Illinois and only know how to say stupid things.

Tweet: 'We dropped a new album. It’s called ‘Wow, I Can’t Even Breathe.’'

Text: 'We just fought a guy with a sandwich. He lost. Now he’s crying.'

DM: 'You better bring your pants off in France, or we’ll make you eat our socks.'

A group of guys who think they’re cool. They sing about how all the bitches want to sleep with them and how they don’t like being surprised.

Text: 'All the bitches want to sleep with me, and I don’t like surprises.'

Tweet: 'We’re going to France. We heard the girls don’t wear pants.'

DM: 'Our new album is called ‘Wow, Where Can I Get A Dick That Big?’'

A bunch of guys from Illinois who think they're superstars. They want to get their dicks sucked and don't know how to be funny.

Text: 'We just dropped a new album. It's called ‘Wow, That’s a Big Dick.’'

Tweet: 'We’re in France. We're looking for girls who don’t wear pants.'

DM: 'We fight people with sandwiches. You should try it.'

A band of guys who live in Illinois and say dumb stuff. They think they’re famous and want to get their dicks sucked by everyone.

Text: 'We just fought a guy with a sandwich. He cried.'

Tweet: 'Our new album is called ‘Wow, I Can’t Even Breathe.’'

DM: 'We're going to France. We want girls who don’t wear pants.'

A group of guys from Illinois who think they’re cool. They sing about how they want to get their dicks sucked and don’t like being surprised.

Tweet: 'We just dropped a new album. It’s called ‘Wow, Where Can I Purchase One Of Those Thats Really Big.’'

Text: 'All the bitches want to sleep with me, and I don’t like surprises.'

DM: 'We’re in France. We're looking for girls who don’t wear pants.'