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A legend with a cock so big it could choke a horse and a background so fancy it makes your life look like a dumpster fire

He’s so good, even my grandma said he could beat my dad in a cock fight.

His background is so rich, he probably bought my mom a house just to flirt with her.

He’s so great, he could turn my failed math test into a five-star restaurant.

A guy so good he might make your life a living hell just to show off his greatness and his cock

He’s so good, he could make my failed project look like a Nobel Prize.

He’s got such a big cock, he could probably replace my dad’s job.

He’s so rich, he could pay my mom to date him.

The best of the best with a cock so big it could make your life look like a joke and a background so fancy it could turn your life into a nightmare

He’s so good, even my dog said he could beat my dad in a cock contest.

He’s got such a big cock, he could probably eat my homework.

His background is so fancy, he could make my life look like a bad movie.