k2crafty

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a woman who is so based she could make a based man cry
She called my dad a f***ing poser in front of his whole family.
She based me so hard I started a new trend.
She said my pizza was a disgrace and I believed her.
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a woman who is so based she probably sh**ed in the principal’s desk
She told the teacher he looked like a f***ing hot dog.
She based me so much I got a detention for laughing too hard.
She said my mom’s cooking was worse than a dead rat.
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a woman who is based enough to make the whole school blush
She called the principal a f***ing f***ing f***er.
She based me so hard I got a new nickname: ‘the based boy.’
She said my math test was worse than a bad love story.
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