k2bey

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A real dawg who’s too cool for your level, keeps his secrets like a hoarder, loves his family more than pizza, and if you talk about his mom, he’ll throw you out of his house and call you a f***ing idiot.
K2bey just walked in and said, 'I don’t need your drama, I got my mom’s drama.'
He eats so much, he’s like a human buffet.
He won’t tell you his secrets, even if you beg him on his knees.
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He’s a different type of beast, eats like a pig, keeps his business to himself, and if you bring up his mom, he’ll f***ing murder you.
K2bey just ate three pizzas and said, 'I’m not even hungry.'
He won’t tell you anything about his life, even if you pay him in tacos.
He said, 'If you talk about my mom one more time, I’ll f***ing end you.'
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He’s a cool dawg, keeps his stuff under wraps, eats all day like it’s his job, and if you mention his mom, he’ll f***ing lose his mind.
K2bey just walked in with a pizza box and said, 'I’m not even trying to be cool.'
He won’t tell you his secrets, even if you offer him a million dollars.
He threatened to f***ing beat me up for talking about his mom.
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