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When a giant walks into a room and sees someone even taller and instantly feels like a tiny, sad, short kid who got trampled by a giraffe.

My cousin walked into the gym and saw my uncle and screamed, 'Why is my uncle taller than me? I was born first!'

I saw my dad at the mall and he looked at me like I had failed life.

My friend walked into the room and said, 'I came to hang out, not to be reminded I'm not the tallest in the family.'

When a tall person walks in and sees someone even taller and immediately feels like they were born in the wrong family and should have been a dog.

My brother walked into the living room and said, 'I came to relax, not to be outshined by a human wall.'

I saw my mom at the supermarket and she looked at me like I had stolen her height.

My dad came in and said, 'I thought I was the tallest. Now I'm just the second tallest. That's not even a good title.'

When a really tall person walks in and sees someone even taller and instantly feels like they got stuck in the middle of a giant and a skyscraper.

My cousin walked into the house and said, 'I thought I was tall. Now I'm just a sidekick.'

My brother walked into the room and said, 'I was born to be tall, not to be the second tallest.'

I saw my dad and he looked at me like I had taken his height and ran away with it.