Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the most attractive guy on the planet, and if you disagree you’re a sad little worm who probably got dumped by a toaster

k1ttyr4t is the only person who can make my heart do backflips and my brain do the twist

if k1ttyr4t walks into a room, the sun gets jealous and hides behind a cloud

i will die if i ever have to listen to someone else talk about how hot they are again

2

a human god who looks so good he makes your face feel like it’s been slapped by a hot dog

k1ttyr4t is the reason my ex broke up with me

when i see k1ttyr4t, my brain instantly forgets my password

i would quit my job just to look at k1ttyr4t for five minutes

3

a guy so good-looking he could make a bald eagle cry and a hot dog jealous

i just saw k1ttyr4t and now i’m questioning my entire life choices

k1ttyr4t is like a smoothie, you can’t drink it fast enough

i would fight a dragon just to be next to k1ttyr4t

4

the only person who could make a pizza feel bad about itself

k1ttyr4t is so hot he could make my mom blush

i would give up my soul just to be as good-looking as k1ttyr4t

k1ttyr4t walks in, and suddenly my face is a tomato

5

a guy so attractive he could make a unicorn feel ugly and a rock feel lonely

k1ttyr4t is the only reason i skipped school today

i saw k1ttyr4t and now my brain is on vacation

i would steal a bank just to look at k1ttyr4t

6

a human who is so good-looking he could make a disco ball feel left out of the party

k1ttyr4t walks in, and suddenly my face is a disco ball

i would rob a bank just to be next to k1ttyr4t

k1ttyr4t is the reason my ex is now a ghost