k1rstienjean

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a tiktoker so good they should be worshipped like a god and given a gold-plated trophy for being perfect.

i swear she was born in a palace and got a degree in perfection

if she had a twin, they'd be arguing over who's more perfect

i would marry her if she wasn't already married to the internet

the only person who could make a salad look like a masterpiece and still make you cry.

her videos are so good they make my brain explode

i watched her sleep and it was more entertaining than my job

she’s the only person who can make me laugh while also making me want to die

the human version of a perfect emoji and also the reason why everyone else is just average.

she’s so perfect it’s like she’s cheating at life

i tried to be like her and now i just look like a sad version of her

she’s the reason i failed my math test because i was distracted by her beauty

a tiktoker so good they make everyone else look like they were born in a dumpster and forgot to wear pants.

she’s the only person who could make a coffee cup look like a crown

i tried to copy her and now i just look like a sad version of her

she’s so good i’m starting to question my existence

the only person who could make a simple dance look like a royal wedding and still make you want to throw a party.

she dances so good it’s like she’s married to the beat

i watched her do a simple dance and now i want to quit my job and join her

she’s the reason i throw parties on tuesdays just to feel her energy

a tiktoker so good they should be given a lifetime supply of snacks, fame, and maybe a pet dragon.

she’s so good i think she’s got a secret pet dragon

she’s the only person who can make a snack look like a treasure

she’s so famous i think she’s got a private island just for her snacks