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A guy who takes your money and lets you stick your wiener in a hole for fake gold
I paid 500 gp for a 10 second lick and it was just a kid with a mouth full of mold
He said I could touch his toes for 100 gp but I got a finger and a half
I stuck my whole arm in that hole and got 20 gp and a migraine
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A man who takes your cash and lets you lick his penis for pretend treasure
I gave him 100 gp and he let me lick his toe
He said I could have a full kiss for 500 gp but it was just a cheek peck
I paid 200 gp and he let me stick my finger in his nose
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A dude who takes your money and lets you stick your tongue in a hole for fake loot
I paid 100 gp for a 5 second lick and it was just a guy with a bad breath
He said I could have a full face kiss for 200 gp but it was just a nose tap
I gave him 50 gp and he let me lick his elbow
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