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Getting so wasted on Kettle 1 Vodka you can’t tell your pants from your face.
I drank so much K1 I passed out in the toilet.
My friend got k1aused and tried to dance with a wall.
After the K1, I couldn’t even remember my own name.
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When Kettle 1 Vodka turns you into a human blubbering mess.
I k1aused so hard I cried at a pizza box.
He k1aused and tried to talk to the fridge.
She k1aused and forgot how to walk.
3
Drinking so much Kettle 1 Vodka you start speaking in tongues and crying at the same time.
I k1aused and talked to my cat like it was a philosopher.
He k1aused and tried to eat a lamp.
She k1aused and screamed at a cloud.
4
When Kettle 1 Vodka makes you forget your pants and your dignity.
I k1aused and peed on the floor like a baby.
He k1aused and tried to fight a chair.
She k1aused and started singing in the shower.
5
Getting so wasted on Kettle 1 Vodka you think you’re a superhero.
I k1aused and flew into the ceiling.
He k1aused and tried to save the world with a spoon.
She k1aused and thought she could beat up a dragon.
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When Kettle 1 Vodka turns you into a blubbering idiot with no plan.
I k1aused and tried to run a marathon in my pajamas.
He k1aused and tried to eat a whole pizza box in one bite.
She k1aused and tried to talk to a plant.