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I have 5000 followers. You have 2. Your mom has 1.

My edits are so good, even your dog follows me.

I edit so much, I’ve got more followers than your ex and your dad combined.

I have 5000 followers. Your whole family has 3. And one of them is your uncle Bob who only follows you because he thinks you’re famous.

I edit so much, I’ve got more followers than your mom’s Instagram and your dad’s LinkedIn combined.

I’m so popular, I could take your entire family to follow me and still have 4990 left.

I have 5000 followers. Your gym teacher has 10. And half of them are just your classmates who are scared of him.

I edit so much, I’ve got more followers than your gym teacher’s entire class.

I’m so popular, I could take over your gym teacher’s Instagram and still have 4990 left.