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Telling it like it is, no lies no nonsense just pure truth that hits harder than a middle schooler’s first crush.

My mom said I failed math, and I said, 'You don’t even know what a quadratic equation is, and I’m not even gonna explain it.'

My friend said I got a job, and I said, 'You got a job, and I got a job, but yours is at McDonald’s and mine is at a real restaurant.'

My brother said I was late, and I said, 'You were late, and I was on time, and you’re still arguing about it.'

Saying exactly what you think, even if it hurts people, and you don’t care if they cry or throw a tantrum.

My teacher asked why I was talking in class, and I said, 'Because you’re boring, and I don’t want to be distracted by your boring voice.'

My dad said I was messy, and I said, 'You’re messy, and you don’t even know how to fold a sock.'

My friend said I was loud, and I said, 'You’re loud, and you’re also the one who started yelling at the TV.'

Telling the whole story, no matter how much it embarrasses you or how much people laugh at you for it.

My friend asked why I failed my test, and I said, 'Because I got distracted by my crush and forgot to study.'

My mom asked why I was late, and I said, 'Because I got stuck in traffic and then my phone died.'

My brother asked why I got in trouble, and I said, 'Because I talked to my crush and forgot to listen to the teacher.'

Saying exactly what’s on your mind, no matter how many people it offends or how many times you get called out for it.

My teacher said I was being rude, and I said, 'You’re being rude, and you’re also the one who keeps interrupting me.'

My friend said I was annoying, and I said, 'You’re annoying, and you’re also the one who keeps talking over me.'

My dad said I was lazy, and I said, 'You’re lazy, and you’re also the one who never helps with the chores.'

Saying what you think without caring if people get mad or if you end up in trouble for it.

My teacher asked why I was talking, and I said, 'Because you’re not interesting, and I’m not going to sit here and listen to you.'

My friend asked why I was late, and I said, 'Because I got distracted by my phone and forgot about my meeting.'

My mom asked why I was tired, and I said, 'Because I stayed up late playing video games and you never help me with my homework.'