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A walking legend who can talk your ear off about anything from dinosaurs to how to fix a toilet. They’re smart as hell and can lift a truck if you piss them off.
I asked him about space and he explained black holes like I was his kid.
He flexed at the gym and the weights exploded. Literally.
He answered my math test questions before I even wrote them down.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A god who reads books that are longer than your lifespan and can do math in their head while you’re still trying to figure out what a sock is.
He read a 500-page book in one day and then challenged me to a spelling bee.
He solved my algebra problem by just looking at it. I cried.
He told me a story about a cow that could talk and it made me laugh until I peed myself.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A beast who can answer any question you throw at them and will probably laugh at you when you fail.
He answered my question about the moon and then asked me why I had a sandwich for breakfast.
He told me the secret to life and then said it was just a guess.
He knew my crush’s favorite color before I did and then teased me about it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A total legend who can read books that make your brain hurt and can also lift things that should be impossible.
He read a book about atoms and then lifted a car to prove he was better than me.
He finished my homework before I even got home from school.
He told me a story about a dragon and then asked me if I wanted to fight it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A genius who knows everything and can also be a total pain in the ass when you get on their nerves.
He told me the answer to my math test before I even wrote it down. Then he laughed at me.
He read a book about time travel and then said I was too dumb to understand it.
He answered my question about the solar system and then called me a dumbass.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A walking encyclopedia who can answer any question and also has the strength of ten men combined.
He answered my history question and then bench-pressed me for fun.
He read a book about the ocean and then swam across the lake just to prove it.
He told me a story about a knight and then challenged me to a duel.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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