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A guy who shoves soggy waffles in his face while screaming at a computer like it owes him money.

I just ate a waffle so greasy it had a 5-star review from a grease truck.

My keyboard is now a casualty of my rage after this guy crashed my server.

He typed so fast the monitor blinked like it was tired.

A human who lives in a box full of stale waffles and hates everyone who uses the internet.

He threatened my cat with a waffle if it didn't log off my account.

He yelled at a pizza delivery guy for not knowing what a terminal was.

He used my printer as a weapon against a spreadsheet.

A person who eats waffles like they're going out of style and types like he's fighting a war.

He bit through a waffle like it was a villain in a cartoon.

He typed so hard his fingers were probably going to quit.

He made my computer cry with all the random commands.