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The absolute king of all humans. He’s the only one who’d take a bullet for you while eating a sandwich. He’s got more love in him than a pizza delivery man on a Friday. If you know him, you’ve got the best friend money can buy.
I’d die for this guy. He once gave me his last burger when I had no food.
He’s the only one who’d save me from a math test and a raccoon at the same time.
He’s the reason I still have my sanity.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A human being so good, he makes saints look like badgers. He’s got the heart of a puppy and the patience of a saint. If you know him, you’re lucky. If you don’t, you’re probably stuck with me.
He’s the only one who’d help me when I failed a test and got kicked out of the house.
He’s the reason I didn’t get eaten by a feral cat.
He’s like a superhero, but with better snacks.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A god among men. He’s got more kindness than a grandma on Christmas. He’s the only one who’d cry with you when your dog died and then buy you ice cream. If you know him, you’re living the dream.
He cried with me when my dog died. Then he bought me ice cream. And he didn’t even ask for money.
He’s the only one who’d stand up for me when I got in trouble with the principal.
He’s like a brother, but better. And with more snacks.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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