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A weird ghost that gives scientists a hard on but scares kids to death. Adults just wanna punch it and call it a day.

My kid screamed so loud the ghost heard him from the other side of the universe.

Scientists are like 'this ghost is the best thing since sliced bread' but I’m just here for the chaos.

I saw the ghost and it gave me a complex. Now I’m questioning my life choices.

A ghost so weird it makes scientists go 'oh my god' and kids go 'I want to die'. Adults just wanna beat it senseless.

The ghost came out of the closet and my kid cried like he lost his favorite toy.

Scientists are like 'this ghost is a miracle' but I'm just here to scream at it.

I saw the ghost and it made me want to quit my job, my life, and my dignity.

A ghost so weird it makes scientists happy and kids cry. Adults just want to kick its ass and move on with life.

My kid had a nightmare about the ghost and now he’s afraid of the ceiling.

Scientists are going crazy over this ghost, but I’m just here to yell at it.

I saw the ghost and it gave me a headache, a complex, and a reason to hate Mondays.