k00k

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A stupid, good-for-nothing, brainwashed piece of trash who’s getting married and thinks he’s escaping drugs, booze, and sex, but he’s still clueless about it all. See also: dumbass
My cousin is a k00k. He’s marrying a woman who thinks he’s a rockstar.
He says he’s leaving the party life behind, but he’s still out clubbing every night.
He’s getting married and thinks he’s free from all the fun.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A complete idiot who’s about to get married and thinks he’s getting out of the party life, but he’s still hooked on everything. See also: clueless
He’s getting married and still drinking like a fish.
He told his friends he’s going to be sober now that he’s married.
He thinks his wife is the only one who can keep him in check.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A total mess who’s about to get hitched and still thinks he can keep living his wild life, even though he’s supposed to be leaving all the fun behind. See also: idiot
He’s getting married and still going out with his old friends every night.
He says he’s going to be a good husband, but he’s still cheating on his fiancée.
He’s getting married and still thinks he’s the king of the party.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A brainless, drunk, and completely clueless person who thinks marriage is going to save him from all the fun. See also: dumb
He thinks getting married means no more drinks or partying.
He told his friends he’s going to be a good husband and stop being a mess.
He’s getting married and still going to the club every night.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A total idiot who thinks he’s escaping the wild life, but he’s still hooked on everything and doesn’t even realize it. See also: clueless
He’s getting married and still going out with his old friends.
He says he’s going to be a good husband and stop being a mess.
He thinks he’s leaving the party life behind, but he’s still out every night.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A stupid, brainwashed, and totally clueless person who’s about to get married and still thinks he can keep living his wild life. See also: idiot
He’s getting married and still going out with his old friends.
He thinks he’s escaping the party life, but he’s still going to the club every night.
He says he’s going to be a good husband and stop being a mess.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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