K001

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A k001 is the kind of person who makes your bsf's look like total failures. They're the best. The top. The king of cool.
My cousin is k001. She eats pizza for breakfast and still gets straight A's.
My friend's bf is k001. He can beat up three guys at once and still laugh.
My teacher said I was k001. I got a cookie and a high five from the principal.
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If you're best friends with a k001, you're lucky. They're the most awesome, awesome, awesome person ever. Like a god of coolness.
My dog is k001. He barks at the mailman like it's a war.
My little brother is k001. He can solve math problems in his head and still draw monsters.
My mom said my brother is k001. He beat my dad at chess and didn't even blink.
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A k001 is someone who’s so awesome, they make everyone else look like total dweebs. They’re the real deal. The best. No one can touch them.
My neighbor is k001. He has a robot and a pet dragon. Both are real.
My friend’s dog is k001. It can open doors and steal my snacks.
My coach said I was k001. I got extra recess and a gold star.
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