Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Wrapping a clumsy fool in bubble wrap because they’re too dumb to survive without it

My cousin got K-zorbed before the party even started

I had to K-zorb my dad after he tripped over a couch

That kid got K-zorbed because he ate a whole pizza box and fell off a chair

2

Putting a human meatball in bubble wrap so they don’t end up like a pancake on the floor

My mom K-zorbed me before I went to school

He got K-zorbed after he dropped a plate and a lamp

She was K-zorbed because she tried to run and fell into a puddle

3

Covering someone in bubble wrap like they’re a broken toy that needs saving

I got K-zorbed after I crashed into a wall

He was K-zorbed because he tried to open a door and fell

She got K-zorbed after she tripped over a dog

4

Putting bubble wrap on someone who’s too dumb to know they’re about to die

He got K-zorbed after he tried to ride a bike and fell

My brother got K-zorbed because he fell into a pool

She got K-zorbed after she slipped on a banana peel

5

Putting bubble wrap on someone who’s too clumsy to stay alive for more than five minutes

I got K-zorbed after I fell off a ladder

He was K-zorbed because he dropped a jar of spaghetti

She got K-zorbed after she ran into a door

6

Putting bubble wrap on someone who’s so dumb they think falling is a sport

My dad got K-zorbed after he fell out of the car

He was K-zorbed because he tried to jump over a couch

She got K-zorbed after she tripped on a broom