k-wake

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The k-wake is the hangover from hell that hits you like a brick wall after a night of drinking so much you forgot your own name.

After chugging six shots and a whole bottle of wine, I woke up with a headache so bad I thought my brain had been microwaved.

I had to drink so much to forget my ex, but now my k-wake is a reminder of him every morning.

I drank until I passed out. My k-wake was so bad I thought I had been hit by a truck.

The k-wake is the stink that haunts you after someone takes a dump in a bathroom that smells like a rotten garbage can.

After my cousin ate expired chicken and got sick, the k-wake was so bad I had to leave the house and breathe fresh air.

The bathroom reeked like a dead raccoon had been living in there for a month.

The smell of the k-wake made me think I was going to throw up again.

The k-wake is the mess left behind when someone tries to do something smart but ends up making everything worse.

My cousin tried to cook breakfast but set the kitchen on fire. The k-wake was the smell of burnt toast and smoke.

The kid with special needs tried to clean the room, but he ended up throwing everything on the floor.

After the oil spill, the k-wake was like a giant puddle of sludge that nobody wanted to touch.