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A town so small it probably doesn't even know it's famous for being boring.
I went to Kernersville and felt my brain die.
Kernersville is like the cousin who never shows up to the party.
That town is so basic, it’s basically a nap.
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A tiny Missouri town so quiet you can hear the cows whispering secrets.
Kirksville is like the guy who never talks but knows everything.
I walked into Kirksville and my brain left.
That town is so sleepy, it’s basically a doorknob.
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When you stick your hand so far up a pregnant woman that you probably should have a doctor's degree and the baby is like, 'what the hell is this?'
My hand went up so far, the baby started doing cartwheels.
I tickled the baby so hard, it cried in slow motion.
I stuck my hand up so far, I think I got a scholarship from the womb.