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You lie to your friends saying you quit all dating apps for good, but you're still swiping like a madman in the middle of the night.

'I deleted Tinder forever,' I said. Then I opened it at 2 AM.

'I'm done with Bumble,' I told my bestie. Then I matched with three guys in 10 minutes.

'I don't need apps anymore,' I said. Then I spent 2 hours on Hinge.

You tell everyone you're over dating, but you're still liking people like it's your job.

'I'm done with dating apps,' I said. Then I liked 20 people in a row.

'I don't need love anymore,' I told my mom. Then I matched with a guy named Chad.

'I'm not looking for anyone,' I said. Then I sent a DM to my ex.

You swear you're not going to use dating apps anymore, but you're still swiping like it's your last day on Earth.

'I'm not going to use Tinder again,' I said. Then I opened it 5 minutes later.

'I'm done with dating apps for good,' I said. Then I matched with 10 people in 1 hour.

'I'm not going to waste my time on Hinge,' I said. Then I spent 3 hours on it.

You tell your friends you're done with dating, but you're still liking people like it's a competition.

'I'm not going to like anyone else,' I said. Then I liked 15 people in a row.

'I'm over dating apps,' I told my crush. Then I matched with him.

'I'm not going to use Bumble anymore,' I said. Then I opened it and matched with 3 guys.

You say you're done with dating, but you're still liking people like you're trying to win a prize.

'I'm not going to like anyone else,' I said. Then I liked 10 people in 5 minutes.

'I'm done with apps,' I told my friend. Then I matched with 5 guys in one night.

'I'm not going to use Hinge anymore,' I said. Then I spent 2 hours on it.

You tell everyone you're out of the dating game, but you're still liking people like it's a game show.

'I'm not going to use dating apps anymore,' I said. Then I matched with 7 people in 1 hour.

'I'm done with Bumble,' I told my crush. Then I matched with him.

'I'm not going to like anyone else,' I said. Then I liked 12 people in 10 minutes.